Enjoy these Funny Friendship Quotes:
One of the most beautiful gifts of true friendships is the ability to laugh with eachother and to have fun. Here are some funny friendship quotes..
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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Euripides
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! - Archie Bunker
Carroll O'Connor
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Unknown
My friends, there are no friends.
Coco Chanel
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Arthur Brisbane
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbor.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
Lord Chesterfield
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.
Jimmy Durante
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards
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