Famous Birthday Quotes
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Author Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Author Unknown
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Martial
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Author Unknown
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Author Unknown
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz
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